Welcome to The Official Home of Jordan Fucking Zeh(JFZ)!

Welcome to jfz.XXX, Everything Zeh! THIS IS THE official Crib of Jordan Fucking Zeh, J.F.Z. It will have audio, video, casts(pod, and video), blogs, and FUNNY SHIT! Period. I meant to put a period rather than the exclamation point, but I am lazy and do not feel like backspacing. The website will include some of my favorite stuff from the web, and my favorite comedians but will mainly be EVERYTHING ZEH.

You will also have a chance to download by free e-books, in which two(2) are children’s books. One is a great Christmas book that is perfect for your autistic child. It is called “Rain Deer: The Story of An Autistic Reindeer.” This story is about a reindeer that saves Christmas when Santa’s Alzheimers causes him to forget every child’s address and toy list. Rayder(Rain Deer) remembers every single name of every child in the world, but also their phone number, street address, and their entire Christmas list.

The other children’s book is “Scare Your Kid Shitless!,” and is a great bedtime reading. Zeh covers it all. Prison Rape, Aids, Abortion, Dressing Like A Slut, Becoming A Slut, Popcorn Lung, and many more things that children will face during their elementary school years and beyond. If you want your child never to go to Prison, get Aids, become a slut, get an abortion, or go to Hell, then this book is the best thing you will ever download and it is completely FREE!

Click on any of the BELOW IMAGES for A ZEH AUDIO DELIGHT. This Audio Delight in Zeh Pranking & Angering a D List Guest. This guy claimed to be a multiple-time Lotto Winner, but Jordan needs a Psychic on that morning so pushes him to pretend to be one. This angers the guest. Zeh pushes it further, and that really pisses off the guest. Enjoy!